But for now, I shall spare you, respected members of GZ Forums, of my outlandish - yet highly advanced - vocabulary. Underneath what might seem to be a pompous shell of complicated wording and utter narcissism lies an honest, respectable man. I look forward to offer what erudition I can.
Greetings and adieu; until we meet again in another topic.
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